kenny rodgers came over today. no not the famous one hahhahahhahahah the fake one came over. i met him in my back pasture three weeks ago i think. he was hunting and i bumped in to him while i was jogging. anyway we talked for a bit and we have gone out to eat a couple of times. the reason i call him kenny is that he has salt and pepper hair and beard just like kenny rodgers. he is really kewl looking. anyway he came over and i showed him my house for the first time. he had never seen a red heart shaped bath tub before and he seemed to be fas in a ted with it so i took the hint i think and i asked him if he wanted to take a bath in it. i did not really give him a chance to say yes or no before i turned on the water and got the bubble bath out. i always take bubble baths hahhahahahhahahha. anyway i wanted to see him naked. so i peeled and i peeled him and we took a bath in my tub. he was really neverous and shy at first because i think he had not taken a bath with a female in a long time but that lasted about one minutes. peoople never stay shy with me longer than a minute of so. anyway that was my day today. anyway i am squeeky clean now. on the outside. i think i might be a little slippery still on the inside. hahhahahahhahahahha i am teasing you hahhahahha. bye bye
p.s. kenny is a very good kisser bye bye