well it is official. i am a cow napper. yes it is true. i cow napped a bessie. well cows are always knocking the fenses down where i live so it is not unuseawal to see cows on my road but last week i woke up with a cow eating my hedges. i could hear her crunching through my window. well i can not have a cow eating my bushes so i got up with sleepy eyes and i pulled down the gate which is in the back of my barn and got a long stick and sushed miss hamburger back into her pasture. actually i forgot all about it when this morning mr farmer man from the other side of the road knocked on my door and asked if i had seen a stray cow. uh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i realized i had put that cow in the wrong pasture. oh my gosh what was i going to say. they hang people in these parts for cow napping hahhahahhahahahha. i was thinking i was to beautiful to hang but i had to be honest so i told him i found the cowlast week and put him in the wrong pasture. actually he was not mad in fact he was relived so i told him i would go help him find that bessie since i put her in the wrong pasture. so he went one way and i went the other and in about a hour i found her by the cow pond where i alsways sun bath in the summer. so i got another stick and sushed her back into her own pasture but then i had to go find the farmer man and tell him and that took e another 45 minutes just to do that. so we sat on my porch for almost two hours talking and visiting. anyway he promised not to send me to jail for cow napping. so i guess i safe for now. bye bye