oh my gosh i had such a fattening day today. i got two really nice presents from my friends. i woke up this morning and there was a new bicycle on my front porch. i t was really kewl looking. and it is just my size. and about a hour later the ups man stopped and dropped a big case of candy bars. one of my friends bought me a ten boxes of 48 candy bars each so i have 480 chocolate and almond candy bars oh my oh my hahahhahahahah i will get so fat. i guess the bicycle will come in handy so i can peddle off all those calorys from those chocolate bars. oh my gosh i know i am going to gain 50 pounds hahahahahhahahha

i did not finish high school. i did not finish the nineth grade. this has affected me greatly in my life. it is very hard to get a job if you do not have a high school education. everyone has to eat and pay the house bills. and to make matters worse i am not all that smart. i guess i am lucky. i was blessed with a pretty face and a rather large set of boobs. this is natural. i do not do anything special other than i jog every day. and actually i am a pretty nice person to know. but i got jobs early in my life that i used my looks and figure to my advadtage. males have always been attrackted to pretty girls with good figures so i have always had lots of admirers. i only worked in that gentlemans club for four years but i made oodles and gobs of money dancing and selling flowers and ohh la la with the males. i still do bachelor parties now but that is all the danicing i do. i have 24 special friends in my address book that visit me regularly. that is the max i put in my book becasue that is a bunch. but now i am 27 and my boobs are drooping a little and i can see cell u lite on my butt that did not use to be there. so i worry about what i am going to do as i get older. becca said we can just grow old together as lesbian has beens. but i think she is joking. becca is a lesbian but i do not think i am. i have made love to becca many times but i still like males. becca is unusual in that she loves breast milk. usually that is a male erotic thingee but i think becca ia crazy. but who am i to question anybody so i share all i have with her and she is usually satisfied. but my boobs still droop and the other day a friend made a comment about blue blood veins squigling around and under my boobs. my skin is so white that blue blood veins can be seen right though my skin. i dunno. maybe i am feeling a little sad the last couple of days. one reasin is that i met this really nice guy a couple weeks ago. he works at the college in a office. he is really nice and i like him a lot. it seems tht when i meet someone i like tht my life style screws me up really bad. anyway we spent the night in a hotel friday. he is the shy type. and was really nervous in bed so that he could not get a erecktion. that really is not so bad for me because i have met all kinds of males in my ife and have seen it all. ugh that sounds bad. i told him it did not bother me at all that i love kissy kissy and touchee feelee just fine and he is a fine man that is just in a temporairy slump. that seemed to ease his feelings. anyway he has a really large willy that i suspect will be a killer when he gets his confidence back hahahahhahahahhahahha. oh well enough of that talk. i dread the day i have to tell about me. i made love to becca this morning. of course we really just masterbated each other but there was a lot of kissing and actually a few tears of emotion today. maybe it was just sex and not really love making. i seem to get the two mixed up these days.

hello to all my friends. i have so much news to tell. i redecorated the guest room again. i simply can not decide where to leave it. anyway i stripped down everything and started from scratch. now my walls are all white with white frilly curtains on my windows and i painted with my own little hands huge pink and green lily flowers on all the walls. it looks really neat. of course it is a girls type room so it is not much macho for the males but still i like it very much. besides once i get my friends in bed they do not pay much attention to the walls anyway hahahahahahahhahaha. it is bright and very cheerful. there was this huge wild goose standing in my front yard this morning. i watched it through my bedroom window for maybe 30 mintes. it is so sunny and beautiful today. the sun is out and the birds are singing and i am so happy. i had a friend stay the night. males are such little boys sometimes.

oh sorry i decided to delete the swollen nipples part. i think it was too much so thanks for reading anyway. sorry if i teased anyone

oh my gosh i danced at a bachelor party last night and they were all black people. i have never danced at a all black bachelor party before. i did not know that when i took their pre payment. well i was really surprized when i walked in the door and the room was filled with black guys and their girlfriends. i normally do not entertain if they bring their girlfriends but to be quite truthfull i was a little scared to say no so i went ahead and danced. actually i had a really good time. there was so much hooting and hollering and clapping and the music was really loud. it was a little different because all the people danced as i was dancing. usually the guys just sit back and watch but everybody danced. it was real exciting. when it was time to get the toys out the girls did more hollwering than the guys. i had never seen that before except at a few lesbian partys i danced at. wow is is very true that black men are very well endowued. and every one of them wanted to ohh la la. oh my gosh miss priss got lots and lots of exercise. i thought she was going to melt. i guess every one here was liberal because not a single female complained or made a fuse as we ohh la la. that is why i usually do not liike females at partys bevcause they get very jelous when they see their boyfriends ohh la la or it is time to kiss the lollipop or whatever. but not a single female said anything. wow and they spent so much money. i think i can start my own bank today. i have to admit that i am very tired. i almost never have a orgazm at bachelor parties but i will say that my knees buckled with two or three guys. well anyway i have never seen so many footlong hotdogs in one room in all my life. oh my gosh one dude must have wayed 400 pounds and no way could he visit miss priss. so i just did the another method and he was happy. needless to say i am very tired....but a lot richer. i will not say how much i made but it starts with a 5 and has more than two zeros hahahahhahahahahahah. i just got home and the sun is already up. i am going to soak miss priss in the tub for a couple of hours i think. no way can i jog today. and i did have several orgazums . it was a win win win situachion. and i am very happy. sore but happy. bye bye

well it is official. i am losing one of my special friends. he is retiring and he and his wife are moving to florida next month. they have a retirement house there and they are going to live them from now on. he is my most long lived customer. we have been making love since i was 17 and we met in that mens health salon. i am sorry to see him go because i like him very much. also he is the one who keeps buying me plasma tvs. we made ohh la la sunday for the last time. i cried as he drove off from my house. oh well. i guess i will have to see about replacing him.