well this was not a very good day. first my only appointment today was all depressed and i could not get him out of his depressed mood. he is a older gentleman and all he did was cry on my belly for a whole hour. he did not smell like he was drinking but he sure acted like it. i wonder if he was having a stroke. anyway my belly button was full of his tears and after shave after he left. then i went to get the newspaper and someone had run my mailbox down again. i know it is the old ladys from the church down the road but i can not prove it because i never see them do it. those ladys hate me because they think i am screwing their husbands which i am not but i would out of spite if one ever came over. then becca came over in a grouchy mood and yelled at me for a hour til i could not take it anymore so i just pushed her down on the den couch and ohh la la til she shut up. and now i have a toothache and i just went to the dentist two months ago. wow i will be glad when it is tomorrow

hello today is saturday and i am very glad. i had a long week and i am looling forward to today. i had eleven appointments this past week and i am very pooped. today i have two early appointments and then i am off for the rest of the day. hooray hooray hahahahhahahahahahhahah well i am still swollen on one side so they will have to live with that. one of my people today is a city council man. i have known him since i was eighteen. he came to my health parlor the first day i started a long time ago. that was the first job i ever had. he was my very first customer and i have known him every since. i did not know the procedure then so we just sat for almost his whole hour and just talked. well it was my first day and no one told me the procedure so i did not know hahahahahahahahahaha i was really green and starry eyed then and i think i was very shy. anyway we have been friends every since. i met his wife at a election party once and she seemed very nice but i think she is cold and grouchy. she is rich i think and i think he married into money but i am not really sure about that. anyway after that i am free for the day and i have already talked to becca about going to the mall today. they have summer clothes out on sale already and i need some shorts and tops. maybe 7 or 8 pair of shoes maybe hahahahhahahahahahhah well i like to shop. p.s. he is a democrat and i am a republican well i voted for him anyway.

well i am sorry for my previous posting. i think i went too far and i did not mean to. i passed the line and said too much and it is probably off color. i would delete it if i knew how but i do not know how to do that. so pretend the last posting is not there. i am going to delete it as soon as i find out how. sorry again

i slapped one of my friends really hard this morning. well first he came over without calling or making a appointment which made me mad to begin with and then i did not have any makeup on because i just woke up and then i was grouchy because i did not have time for breakfast and then while we were in the guest room he bit my boob really hard or at least i thought he bit me hard and it really hurt. i thought i was going to jump through the mirors on my guest room ceiling. so without even having time to think i slapped him silly. i did not mean to and i was really embarrassed and i am surprized he did not hit me back but he did not. well i was checking my breast for teeth marks so i could slap him silly again when i noticed one of my nipples really red and puffy and swollen almost twice as big as yesterday. i knew there was some type of problem because it did notlook right. so i sushed my guest home and had nazeer take me to the doctor as soon as his clinic opened. this is the good doctor that i tell most everything to and he knows of my past and present and does not make judgement calls. the doctor checked me over and poked my boobs a few times while i tried not to faint or kick him in his family you know what. that took a lot of effort. well he said i had a plugged or infected milk duct. he asked me why i was still lactating and i told him it was mainly for my friends who find that sort of thing both exotic and erotic. well he suggested that i stop lactating or i would probably continue to get plugged up. well i do not know what to do now because every one is use to me that way. as far as i know every single person in my guest book wants me to continue and i hate dissappointing them. i guess it is both a personal thing as well as a business decision and i am not very good at making that type of decision. so i have to think about it. anyway i think i left my hand imprint in that poor mans face this morning. bye bye

hello i am very mad today. we have had another death in the family. becca was spending the night last night and mr jiggles brother or cousin or something died right at the most in ah per tune time. becca and i were discussing politics and mr jiggles brother or cousin or something quit working just as i was about go vote and i was left up in the air unable to breathe or move or anything. becca tried to make everything right but i was past the primaries and i thought i was going to the white house but i could not do it even with beccas help. i can not describe how helpless i was. i cried for an hour nonstop and shook for two hours i am sure. mr jiggles brother or cousin or something is only a week old and i should go get my money back. we woke up this morning and becca and i discussed politics again but only half of us voted because i was still dissappointed from last night so i lay like a frog on a log and did not help much. i almost started crying again because i was still shaking from disappointment from last nights discussion. well that makes me so mad now i am tempted to not buy another member of his family. i use to have four of his relatives but over time they all died. that is the shortest living family i have ever known. i have a appointment today in a hour and i think he is in for a very big surprise. i am going to attack him and i guarantee that we are BOTH going to the voting booth today. actually i am not sure i can wait til he gets here. i might have to go cast a ab cen te vote right now. there is something wrong with me today. normally i can control myself but i am so disappointed from last night that i am helpless and i have to vote right away or wilt. i am going back to bed and reopen the ballot box. hahahahahahahahahahahaha that is so funny to me i just made that up by accident hahahahahhahahahahahah bye bye