my deputy came over monday. i have not seen him since he got married and i was so very very very very very happy to see him. his wife went out of town for a few days and he came over. they have only been married for a few months. anyway she is a lawyer or doctor or brain surgon or something and had to go out of town for a week. well i do not mind because i have known him much longer than she has. besides this is his second wife so second wives do not count. anyway he wanted to go camping so we went to the lake for most of the week. actually i think he did not want anyone to see his car at my house but that is ok i understand. so we took a itty bitty tent and went to the lake and put it by the waters edge. it was really hot and i could not even breathe in that tent so we slept outside and danced the tango in 100 plus degree heat and my butt has moskito bites all over hahahahhahahha and wow am i sunburned. i put on lots of sun screen but my skin is so snow white that those sun rays went right though to my bones. well i guess you know from my other blogs that i am in love with my deputy although i knew from the first it was a not going to happen. he has been told on more than one okasion not to talk to me. i am so happy that he does not pay attention to his boss but i guess it is dangerous for him since he is a police and all. i sure hope his boss does not read my blog. oh my oh my. that would be bad. well i guess i am not that worried because i have visited with his boss in the VIP room at least two or three times when i use to work at the club and i belive in black mail if the time comes. ahahahhahahahahahh anyway i had a very happy week by the water even with my sunburn. well i did do one stupid thing that we ohh la la several times in the lake water and i now have a big infection because miss priss does not like lake water and i knew this already because i have ohh la la in lake water before and i get a infection every time but i ignored it and woe is me i am paying for it now. i know i have to go to the doctor and i am sure he is going to yell at me because i should have known better. oh well all in all i really enjoyed my week with my deputy. and i know he had lots of fun to...when he left to go home this morning i cried all morning non stop. i love him and it breaks my heart when he goes home to his wife and leaves me standing on the porch. oh well such is my life. bye bye

i wanted a picnic yesterday. i do not know why other than it is summer and picnic time. so i made potato salad and baked beans and took it over to nazeers yard and i told him to buy some hamburber meat. so yesterday we had a grill out in the back yard picnic by the pool. well it was only 107 degrees in ft worth so it was not very hot at all hahahhahahahahhahahahah. so we put a table up by the pool and ate and swam most of yesterday. surprize surprize becca even came over which is a miracle because becca hates nazeer. she thinks he is a terriort which she remind me every day. so we swam all day in nazeers pool and ate and etc etc. about noon the suits came off and i think we had lots of fun. anyway i had fun. good thing he has a big wood fence. i gained ten pounds with all the food. hahahahahahhahaha that was my saturday

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i should have stayed in bed. but like a stupid head i entertained at two parties saturday. the good news is i came home with 4238.16. i wonder where the heck the sixteen cents came from. hahahahahahhahaha the bad news is poor miss priss had to carried off on a stretcher and i am not sure how i walked in my house when it was all over. i did not really want to work them so i set my price at 750 the first hour and 450 the second hour and 150 each hour after plus all the tips i could carry and i made sure they understood that was for dancing only. i didnot think anyone in their right mind would pay that but wow wee i was wrong. i had two takers on the same day. my first one was a fraternaty party with a bunch of college students. oh my gosh they were worse than the lesbian party i danced at a couple months ago. it was really wild and i never saw anyone drink so much in all my life. and talk about conversations. when the party was over and the talking began it was both wild and dangerous and iwas almost scared. it seems every member wanted to have a conversation with miss priss and some were very very long conversation and oh my gosh miss priss was in on every one of them. it was to the point that i had my bouncer come in from the car and stand on the other side of the room during th conversations. anyway miss priss talked long and hard. i almost felt sorry for her. i was quite surprized that no one wanted to play hand ball or play last one to the tonsils is a bunny rabbit. i was so out of breath i had to put a leash on miss priss and all the political talk had to stop or i would faint. here is a hint. never talk politics with a college boy. they can argue politics for ever. and talk about mothers milk. i do not think they ever tasted it before. they went nuts. i almost started mooing ah hour into my dancing hahahahahhahahahaha. mooooooooooooooo hahahahhahahahah well i was so tired before my next adventure that i just had my bouncer take me to the hotel where i was going to entertain at next and got us a room. i had two hours maybe before i had to dance again so i put cold water in the tub and miss priss and i just sat there and chilled for the whole two hours while the bouncer massaged my back and miss priss's bald head. actually that felt really good and it was relaxing to be pampered instead of doing the pampering. well it was time so i put my gold thong on which is my favorite and i went to work. and four hours and 2500 dollars hundred later i drug myself home and fell into my bed. all in all it was about eight hours work. actually it is fun and i had lots of fun and i am sure the earth quacked for almost every person there. well when i got home and even though i was tired there was so much adrenlane pent up in miss priss that i still had to call out mr jiggles to do some home repair before i could calm down and go to bed. one thing about mr jiggles. miss priss can never win the arguement with him. mr jiggles just talks and talks and talks until miss priss and i fold inwardly and surrender like jello. i highly recommend political conversations with a member of the jiggles family. it does not matter if you are a republican or democrat. in the end you always agree with the viewpoint of mr jiggles. always...

i do not feel well. something inside me is not right. i am achy all over and i have a temperature. oh my gosh i do not feel good. i am going to see if nazeer will take me to the doctor. bye

well oh my gosh i had a disaster. i was opening the door yesterday and my hand slipped and i broke a nail again. that is two times in three months. i am really getting clumsey. i hate breaking a nail. i just had them done and they were beautiuful deep dark red with gold splashes on them. wow they took my breath away but now i have to walk around with one hand in my pocket or look like a monkey. eek eek. i have not broken a nail in two years until last month or so. now i have broken them twice. oh well