sorry i always get carried away with things. i deleted this one also sorry

i crossed the line on this one so sorry. if you want to see it e mail me. sorry i got carried away. so i will delete it. ann of hearts

ok nevermind. i have to many requests so i will put it back in my blog. be warned the below is sort of racy i think. becca's new toy...

oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh becca came over this morning with a new toy. i have seen them at chtristys toybox but i have never bought one and never used one but oh my gosh after this morning i thought i had died and gone to heaven. when she went home i almost bopped becca on the head and kept it but she did not want to give it to me hahahahhahahahhahahah. i highly recommend it to any female because it is for females only. well what is it you are asking me impatiently hahahhahahahah well i am teasing you on purpose hahahahhahahahhahah. anyway it is a female suction thingee just miss prisses size. it is a long tube thingee with a squeeze handle on the end of a hose or something. we took it out of the package and becca wanted me to try it first but i was to chicken and i wanted to see it work first so i made becca oopen wide and i placed it on beccas sheila and started squeezing the handle and oh my gosh sheila was sucked up in that tube almost four or five inches i could not believe it. i just knew i was ruining her sheila forever but after a few squeezes of that handle becca had a almost seizure and talk about screaming i thought for sure nazeer from next door would come running to see why becca was so vocal. i did not know what to do but becca seemed ok except for her seizure hahahhahahahahhahaha just joking so i just kept pumping the handle. after only a few seconds sheila was almlost purple and becca reached the mountain top really fast. well i released the little suction valve thingee and all the suction came out and realeased sheila and oh my gosh again she was still at least three or four inches long that almost scared me. so becca said it was my turn so i took a deep breath and said ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and miss priss was being sucked up that tube before i could say jimmy crack corn and i can not even describe the feeling. i watched miss priss who is normally a fat marble when excited with a hat take her hat off but this time miss priss and her hat and her entire body was stretching way up that tube thingee and becca was pumoping that handle as fast as she could and i thought i was going to faint while watching miss prisses entire body stretch to the limit. on my gosh i looked like a male with a erecktion and miss priss was getting really hot and i could feel it very easily and i was going crazy so i just grabbed beccas boobs and i squeezed her boobs at the same time she squeezed that handle and i could not help it believe me. and i closed my eyes and thought sexy things and sure enough miss priss began singing the national entham and all i could do was to sing with her until i simply had to make becca stop. so i let go of her boobs and grabbed that suction valve and let it open and miss priss was released and oh my gosh i was dying. i looked just like a male because miss priss was several inches long and her hat had totally disappeared and all there was was her naked body starring at me and she was so long oh my gosh. anyway becca was laughing at me for a long time and normally i would get mad at her but not this time. i felt too good to be mad at anyone. it was like a blanket of satisfcation being pulled on top of me and all i could do was just lay there and fondle miss priss who never in her life was standing like she was standing. it was so strange. well miss priss is her normal self now but her hat is still missing. i guess i will look for it in a little bit if she does not find it herself. oh well i am going to buy one of those suction thingees. if they are to expensive then i will steal one buecause i have to have one today. hahahhahahahhahahah i highly recommend you buy one for your wife or girlfriend.

merry christmas to everybody.

hi
well christmas day did not go exactly as i planned. i got up at 6:00 to put the turkey in the oven but i was short some turkey broth so i sneaked into nazeers kitchen to get some. i did not want to wake him but as i tip toed through the house i couldhear him moaning upstairs. well that worried me so i went upstairs and he was in bed with his teeth chattering and he had a high fever. i did not know what the problem was because he was just fine the day before. i know the 48 hour bug was going around so i think that was probably the problem. well there was no use me cooking the turkedy because i doubt that poor nazeer was going to eat much. so i just got undressed and crawled into bed with nazeer. well i did not have any undies on because i did not know i was going to spend the day over here but nazeer was to sick to notice anyway. so we spend christmas under the covers. i made sure he had aspirins every four hours and he slept on and off most of the day while i rubbed his back and his butt and watched t.v. yes nazeer likes his butt rubbed too. on my gosh i rubbed his back so long i though my arm was going to fall off. well i did get one benefit. i am always cold natured so i scrunched up to nazeer real close and his warm body kept me warm. i am just sad he was sick on christmas day. well i cat napped a llittle but at least i got to make nazeer feel a little better because he likes to have his backed rubbed just like a little piggy hahahahhahaha. oh well that is how i spent christmas day. naked under the covers while rubbing my best friends back.

it is early. the sun is not up yet and the birds outside are just starting to wake up. nazeer spent the night at my house and we slept in the guest room. nazeer likes the mirrors on the ceiling. i always sleep in jammies in the winter but nazeer insisted we sleep naked last night. it is a male domination thing i think. i woke up smelling nazeer's seman. it was a very powerful smell. i am sure i will have to wash the bed sheets today. he was draped all over me this morning when i woke up. we were sleeping in a S shape and his big leg was draped over my hips with his knee resting on the bed. his arm was laying across my side with his hands still clamped on my breasts. nazeer squeezed my boobs all night long even in his sleep. i guess he was having high hormone dreams last night because mr willy kept stabbing me in the back all night long. it is strange because nazeer has to take viagra to get a erecktion when he is awake but in his sleep i felt mr willy standing at attention several times. that does not make sense to me. i almost grabbed mr willy to slap him around a few time but i did not. nazeer needed the sleep more than another orgazum. anyway my leg was going to sleep and i was loosing all feeling in it so i had to somehow get nazeer off of me without waking him. and to boot he was snooring in my ear hahahhahahahhahaha. so anyway i wiggled as softly as i could and got out from under nazeer but there was no way to keep him from plopping over so he just plopped. luckily he did not wake up and did not even interupt his snooring. nazeer is a heavy sleeper. i could not help but watch nazeer. the nightlight shed just enough light that i could see him in a dark shadowy way. i like watching nazeer sleep. he looks so peaceful and helpless almost. nazeer has huge testikles i can never spell that word right. it is true my hands are not very big but it takes both hands to hold them. his testackles stand out in the dark. i do not know why but i really like looking at them. especially when he is asleep and does not see me staring. most males feel uncomfortable when i stare at their man areas. i think most males are basically shy in that area. anyway i am rambling with not much to say so i will stop. the sun will be up soon and i can go jogging. i am thinking about not taking a shower until i finish jogging. although i have dried seman from my thighs down to my knees eweeeeeeeeewwwwwwwuuuuuuuuueeeee i am sure you wanted to hear that hahahahhahahahah. i will be back before nazeer wakes up. i will take a shower then. i am sure he will want to ohh la la again as soon as his eyes open. nazeer likes morning love making. yes i will definately have to wash the bed linen today. hahahhahahahahhahahah bye bye

well i woke up this morning with a cow mooing in my window. they broke the fence down again down the road and one of them got in my yard. i was to sleepy to go sush it out of the yard so i just watched it for awhile. the cow seemed not to notice me for awhile and i just let it stay until i realized it was eating my hedge. well i work hard on that hedge so i got put my robe on and houseshoes and i took a broom and swatted its behind til it walked out my driveway. well i guess i did not swat to hard because it was in no hurry and it pooped in my yard two times ewwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i will get nazeer to clean it up hahahahahhahahahahh well i guess i will have to go sush them back into the pasture. i hve done it twice this summer but those dum bessies keep pushing the fence over. cows are so stupid. i think i will do it later because it is still hard to keep my eyes open because i am still sleepy.