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long time no see. how have you been. hahahahhahahahah well i have been pretty busy. lots of news to give. becca just left. she has a new boyfriend. this is the fourth or fifth one in the past year. she does not keep one long. these are not boyfriend boyfriends. these are more the sugar daddy buy me some clothes type boyfriends. she likes girls to much to stay with any one gentleman too long. anyway i think he is rich. i have been dancing about once a week at bachelor parties. that is pretty hard work whewwwwwwwwwww i have a party tomorrow and another one on saturday. i danced at a masons party last week. i do not know to much about masons. i think they are a secret club or something. i have heard about them all my life but i dont think i know any until last week that is. actually they were pretty nice and calm. mostly older men. anyway they had lots of food there so i ate like a oink oink between dances. i am sure my belly stuck way out i ate so much hahahahhahaha well i like to eat. anyway i dont think i had a single butt bite which is really unusual. tomorrow i have a college frat party which is just down the way in the city and saturday i have a actual bachelor bachelor party. i am dreading the frat party a bit. i have to really work to keep those college boys calm. college guys have really high hormones and they have arms and hands like octopusses. i hope i can last that long wow those are taxing to say the least. well nazeer is still not talking to me. he got mad over a month ago and he is still upset. he will not let me clean his house or feed his cat. he always forgets to feed his cat so i hope the poor thing is not dead of starvashion. well i have to go take a bath. i am going to take mr jiggles with me to the tub. hahahahahhahaha bye bye

hi everybody
i have been pretty busy so i have not written very much. i spent the last two weeks making curtains for all the rooms in my house. nazeer is mad at me and has not spoken to me in almost a week. wow i almost had a big accident. i had just finished visiting a friend in my guest room several days ago when a seiling mirror fell free and landed right on my pillow and broke in a million pieces. my butt had been on the pillow just a minute earlier (dont ask hahahahhahaahhah)and i think i would have been cut to pieces with my friend. anyway it missed us by about a minute. i think it would be bad if i had been sliced up like a chocolate cake. anyway i am hiring someone to check all my seiling mirrors. bye bye

i love men with muscles. the bigger the muscles the better. i like to touch them i like to fondle them i like to kiss them i like to rub my body against them. as you know i have a friend who is a body builder. i had not seen him since the 4th of july when he visited his parents in dallas. but he came this week because there was a body building event in the dallas center. well he called me and asked me if i wanted to be his assistant during this turnamint because he knows i like to oggle muscle men hahahahhahah well i said of course silly rabbit hahahahhahahah so i got to go to the week long competition. oh my gosh i got to go back stage and in the locker room where i got to see all those naked or almost naked body builders. i thought i was going to pee in my pants watching those muscle guys all day long. oh my gosh those guys are massive!!!!!!! i was a little surprized i got to go into the locker room but actually there were several females in there. assistants are allowed to go there. anyway i think they were wives helping them. the guys were not embarrased at all. i was more embarrased staring at them than there were me being there. those single guys are crazy i got plenty of pinches on my butt but i do not care because i pinched their iron bottoms right back. i could easily pinch muscle bottoms all day long hahahahhahahah. oh my goodness i wanted to go in a corner and let miss priss do her thing but alas there were no corners to go to so i just let my teeth chatter the whole time i was there. i am sure my blood pressure trippled. well my body builder has a girlfriend which is only natural because he is very handsome. she is a amature bodybuild who was also in the amature compatition. so i invited them over to my house so i cooked dinner for them not knowing they eat special during the contest so i ended up eating chicken and they ate dried oatmeal eyyyyyyywwwuuuuuuueeeeeeee or something like that. his girlfriend had lots of muscles for a amature. i had never seen a naked girl bodybuilder til yesterday. i havee seen girls with muscles but not like she had. the bad thing is that she had no boobs. she said that did not bother her but i think it did and she just would not say so. she did not even have pancake boobs. she only had nipples. that was quite odd to me to look at. but exciting. i am not a lesbian but i would have ohh la la with her but she apparantly is not into that so i just let it pass. wow i had a great week at that event and i sure want to be a assistant next year when they come back. it is eye candy to me hahahhahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahhaah and i like candy. next year i am going to pick one out and attack him and his muscles. so beware you guys

i saw a dead deer this morning while jogging. there was a litle ring of blood on its throat. i am not sure but i think a hunter killed it. i did not see any hunters around and i did not hear a gun go off. it upset me terribly. i did not know what to do with it so i just left it there. i took a shovel back while ago to bury it but the ground was to hard and i could not did a hole deep enough to put it in. i am simply not strong enough. i cried all the way home. it is laying there right now and i do not know what to do.

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sorry i have not posted in a while. i have been busy doing lots of winter stuff. well sometimes my guests like to watch x rated movies on tv while we visit so i bought two new ones off the innernet and guess what. i am in one of them. a guy who visited my club a couple of weeks after i started told me he would make me a big movie star if i did a few scenes. well i had just turned 20 and i was pretty stupid at the time so i said sure ok i would like to be a movie star so we did some scenes a couple of weeks later. one of the scenes was me driving in the back of a taxi in downtown paris except i was really in an old car in downtown grapevine texas as the director, producer, camerman, soundman, caterer who was all the same person sat in the front passenger seat filming me. somehow i thought we would be on a movie set. i did not realize i would actually be masterbating while driving down grapevines main street. anyway as i was thinging of my boyfriend while driving in paris i was suppose to start masterbating as the taxi driver kept looking in his mirror back at me. so i dropped my pants put one foot on one door and my other foot on the other door and let miss priss recite the pledge of allegiance while all these 18 wheel truck drivers kept honking at me hahahhahahahahhahahah. how embarrasing. hahahhahahah anyway the director, producer, camerman, soundman, caterer kept calling me a dum ass because my face kept getting red as i was madly patting miss priss which i guess was ruining the films color or something. then he told me i was not really suppose to masterbate i was suppose to be an actress and fake it all. well i did not know. how was i to know that. i was only 20 and i never masterbated while driving in downtown grapevine while some stupid guy was filming me from the front seat. i thought i was suppose to do it for real. about the tenth time he called me a dum ass i got really mad and i told them to pull over and let me out that i quit. so thats exactly what they did and he even opened the back door and told me to get out. except my pants were in the front seat and he was not going to give them back so i could walk home with no pants or panties. i almost got out. wow i was really close to getting out. but i decided that i did not want to walk home with no pants or panties hahahahhahahahhahah well do you blame me. so anyway i changed my mind and he said he would not call me a dum ass any more if i would just fake it so my face would not get all red. anyway that is what i did and i guess it turned out ok. well when it was over and the movie came out. and wall laa i ended up in the movies. i was only in the movie about six minutes but the scene was pretty hot i think. well my name did not even get in the credits and i only got paid one hundred dollars and needless to say i am not a big movie star today. i think i got screwed hahahhahahahahhhah. oh my. well they had changed the original name of the movie so when i bought it earlier in the week i did not even know i was going to be in it. but i knew the moment i started watching it i said hey i know this movie. well i only filmed that one day but they cut up the film and put it in another movie also so my entire movie career is about ten minutes in two movies with no credits and one hundred dollars to show for it. anyway that was several years ago. actuallly i still think i would like to be in the movies and would probably do it again if someone would just ask me. well bye bye
p.s. so if you want to watch miss priss recite the pledge of allegiance for six minutes in the back of a taxi while driving in downtown grapevine email me and i will send you the name of the movie. you better do it quik before they change the name of the movie again hahahahhahahahhahah however, do not buy it on my account because i do not get a penny for it.