well i was in a wreck today and bumped my head on the dashboard. i got a really big bruise on my forehead. a car hit me and becca at a stop light and ripped out the drivers side really bad. becca was lucky she was not killed. the car missed her by about one foot. i got my hair all full of glass that broke out the back windows. boo hoo . we had to wait a long time for the police to arrive and i had all this glass in my hair and i had a bad headache. i looked in the mirror while ago and i have a six inch bruse on my forehead. they took the other driver away in a police car. i guess i am lucky also to not be bad hurt. if i had turned around all that glass would have been in my face. i guess a angel was looking out after us.

well i had to put it up again. i was hoping i could keep the love swing out for a while but it was simply too much. every one of my special friends and even nazeer wanted to use it every time they came over and they all have this thing of entering the living room through the kitchen door and i simply could not take it any more. wow it got to where i could sit down any more and i could not even poop. it is bad when you can not poop hahahahhahahahahha. i guess the last straw was this morning a friend strapped me into the chair and rotated me on my stomach and dipped my head til my nose was one inch off the floor. oh my goodness i was breathing in dust bunnies off my carpet. then he raised my backside up to eye level and i was basically all upside down and all the blood was rushing to my head and my arms were strapped in so i could not do anything about it. i was squeeling like a little piggie hahahahahhahahah that is so funny. he had to stand on the bed to get a bus ticket. so i promised myself if i lived i would put the chair up. somehow i survived the slobber attack and as soon as i sushed him out the door i had nazeer come over and take the swing apart. it is now a prisoner in my garage closet until the feeling returns to my backside. i am sure it will take at least three or four months for my muscles to get back in shape. wow what a day and to make matters worse i had greasy chili for supper and my tummy is upset. hahahahhhahahah

well becca spent the night last night and she was in a very high hormone mood. she gets that way every once in awhile. she never says anything or gives me a hint she just pulls the covers back and pulls my panties down. that is always a dead give away at that point hahahahhahahahahahha. so we ohh la la for a very long time. i am not a lesbian at all but i love becca. i love her because she is my best friend in all the world. i love making love to her. i love her smell and i love her taste and i love touching her. she is very feminine but she is also very aggressive. she is aggressive in her everyday life and in love making. she kept biting my boobs all night long. oh my gosh i thought she was going to suck the twins noses down her throat. and her teeth oh my goodness she chewed me like bubblegum all night long. anyway i woke up this morning and i have teeth marks all over me and you know how i hate teeth marks. i think teeth marks spoils my naturally beautiful skin hahahahahhahahahahhah just joking. anyway soon as becca wakes up i am going to pull all teeth out. or maybe i will pull them out right now while she is asleep. i will have to let miss priss calm down a bit first. she is still panting from last night. she also got attacked by the phantom teeth monster hahahahahhahahahhah bye bye

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i am so stupid. i went jogging this morning like i always jog except my sports bras were in the laudry and i did not have any to wear. i always wear two sports bras when i jog because my boobs are so heavy. anyway i didnot have any clean ones so i jogged braless this morning and i can tell you that was a big mistake. well i knew immediately that was a bad idea because my boobs started the bouncy bouncy dance the momnent i started jogging but like a stupid head i told myself i would just tuff it out but oh my gosh was that a mistake. after about twenty minutes the twins really started to rebel and i thought they were going on strike because they were starting to get really sore and of course i was leaking everywere. i should have done the breast pump thing before i started but just call me foresst gump. well i jogged to the road on the other side of the pasture and by that time my t shirt was soaked and i felt like i needed to go to the hospital to put the twins in some tipe of braces or something hahahahahhahahahha well that would be funny except oh my goodness by that time i was both terrably wet and sore at the same time. so i just stopped and walked back to my house with breasts in hand. i am just glad i did not meet anyone walking back. well there were a bunch of moo bessys hahahahhahahahaha but they did not seem to notice. oh well i guess i will eat a box of chocolates like forrest and soak in the tub for awhile. maybe i will get mr jiggles out. that always cheers me up bunches hahahahhahahahha.

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well i finally gave in and got the sex swing back out of the garage. i put it up several months ago because everybody and their dog wanted to use it and i got tired of it. for one thing when i am placed in the swing both my hands and legs and ankles are strapped down and i am basically helpless once i get in it. you have to really trust your friends if you ever get strapped into a swing like that. and another thing is that it is so easy to flip me over and do the kitchen door entrance which is not exaclty my favorite but it is so easy to do that all my friends were entering through the kitchen door. actually it is lots of fun if your friends just calm down a bit and dont get to excited. anyway i got it ready before my two afternoon appointments and sure enough they entered the house though the kitchen door both times. oh well i will never learn hahahahahhahahahah ouchie it hurts to laugh and sit at the same time hahahahhahahahahah owe ouchie owe. and besides all the blood goes to my head when i am upside down and turned over oh my oh my i got dizzy. i guess i will keep it out for a bit until i cant take it any more then i will put it up. anyway bye til later hahahahhahahah ouchie owe ouchie i may have to put a limit on their fantasys. ahhahahahhahah owe