hello to all my friends. well it finally happened. today was the day. miss priss got really mad and got her dander up and she threw a big fit she was so upset. she was fit to be tied and i have never seen her so mad before. my boyfriend and i were making love and he left me so high in the air i was about to faint. i was almost at the mountain top but he stopped to soon. well i kept saying almost begging dont stop dont stop dont stop hahhahahahahhahhhhha but he stopped and oh my gosh i was about to die i was hanging so. well this is the third time in a three days he stopped before i had a orgazum and left me just before i was about to reach the top and i simply could not take it any more. i was not going to be left out to dry again. oh my gosh the twins little noses were hard as rocks and i know they were sticking out a inch at least and i had butterflys in my stomach and miss priss had not only removed her had but she had thrown it on the other side of the room and i am sure she was as big as a golf ball. well maybe not quite that big. hahahhahahahhhs oh my oh my oh my oh my i was so tense i am sure you could cook a egg on my forehead. anyway i almost never get pushy in the love making department and i am almost always passive but this time i was going to get a orgazum from my boyfried or i was going to kill him and i do not like jail. so he was about to get up so i grabbed him and pushed him back on the bed and i fluffed up the pillow and laid his head down and i got up and spread my legs and put one knee on each side of his ears and i told him no i threatened him that either he was going to kiss miss priss until i reached the top or i was going to masterbate on his face right then right there right now. and if he ever wanted to see me again he better grab my nipples and start pinching. well i guess the twit did not believe me because he just laid there like a frog on a log with the most surprized look on his face. i think i scared him with my directness. anyway since he was not going to do anything i grabbed the twins and pinched as hard as i could and then i did exactly what i told him i was going to do. well i guess he got back in the mood pretty quickly because thank god his tongue popped out and he did what most males like to do. oh my gosh i was so high i came two times really fast. unfortunately i was grunting so hard and pushing miss priss into his face so hard i laid a egg on his chin hahahhahahahahhahahahhas yes yes yes i did. well i could not help it. oh my i bet that is the last time he lets me do that hahahahahahhah well serves him right for leaving me hanging. i though he was going to be really mad at me but it was only a little egg and we both laughed and laughed. anyway it took me a hour for my teeth to stop chattering.

Happy Fathers Day to all dads.. Hooray for Dads Hooray for dads.

well something very funny happened this morning. this church lady has been knocking my mail box over with her car every few weeks because she is on a crusade to hassle me. anyway i was looking outside when this car knocked over my mail box again. we have had lots of rain and her car got stuck in my ditch which was muddy. i watched as she tried to get her car out of the mud but she only dug her car in deeper as she tried to get out. she had no choice but to get out. for a moment i thought she was going to ask me for help but she just walked off. her car is still in my ditch. that is so very funny and serves her right hahahahahhahahahahhahah. i ought to go let the air out of her tires hahahhahahahahhahahah. this has made my whole day.

my boyfriend has asked me four different times about the scars on my wrists. i do not know what to tell him. each time he asks i go to the kitchen and get him a apple. i am sure he thinks i am a nut

well it is official. i have a boyfriend. he asked me yesterday. he got this ring out of a little box and my heart started to flutter. i thought he was going to propose to me. but it was only a friendship ring. so he gave me this ring and asked if i would be his girlfriend. as you can tell he is very old fashioned. but i said yes. i like him very much. i thought everything was going to be ok but then nazeer came over this morning and wanted to make love. i did not think of that and i was not prepared i did not know what to do. nazeer and i make love whenever he wants. maybe 4 or 5 times a week. it has always been this way. i told nazeer i had a official boyfriend now but he did not seem to get the hint. i showed him the ring but he still did not get the hint and just picked me up and carried me to the bedroom and plopped me on the bed. i only had a few seconds to think of something and i am not that quick sometimes. before i could think of anything he had pulled my panties off and was standing there naked and i could tell he was very excited. i tried to take control but nazeer was very determined so i just laid my head on the pillow and let mr willy and miss priss have their usual conversation. what else could i do. to make things worse nazeer has always been gifted in the liquid department. i am sure he left a pint of himself inside me. nazeer is very proud of this and insists that i keep it inside me for most of the morning. it is a male trophy type thingee. and nazeer likes me to wear his trophy so i squished all morning like i always do when we make love. well as you can see i am in a pickle with my new boyfriend and nazeer and oh my gosh what am i going to do with becca. she is very demanding in the ohh la la department. it is so comp la ca ted now. i do not know how i am going to handle this. i might should have said no to the boyfriend girlfriend thing and not taken his ring. i have to think about what i am going to do. i have already canceled all appointment for june and i am not dancing any bachelor parties this month i have canceled them all. now i have to figure out how to handle nazeer and becca. i do not think they are going to let me cut them off in the love making department. this is all so comp la ca ted