well it is official. i am a cow napper. yes it is true. i cow napped a bessie. well cows are always knocking the fenses down where i live so it is not unuseawal to see cows on my road but last week i woke up with a cow eating my hedges. i could hear her crunching through my window. well i can not have a cow eating my bushes so i got up with sleepy eyes and i pulled down the gate which is in the back of my barn and got a long stick and sushed miss hamburger back into her pasture. actually i forgot all about it when this morning mr farmer man from the other side of the road knocked on my door and asked if i had seen a stray cow. uh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i realized i had put that cow in the wrong pasture. oh my gosh what was i going to say. they hang people in these parts for cow napping hahhahahhahahahha. i was thinking i was to beautiful to hang but i had to be honest so i told him i found the cowlast week and put him in the wrong pasture. actually he was not mad in fact he was relived so i told him i would go help him find that bessie since i put her in the wrong pasture. so he went one way and i went the other and in about a hour i found her by the cow pond where i alsways sun bath in the summer. so i got another stick and sushed her back into her own pasture but then i had to go find the farmer man and tell him and that took e another 45 minutes just to do that. so we sat on my porch for almost two hours talking and visiting. anyway he promised not to send me to jail for cow napping. so i guess i safe for now. bye bye

i thought about my last blog entry almost all night. i was wondering if i should remove it or not. i might have criossed the line on that one. after re reading it for about 100 times i wondered if it made me look like a slut or prostutute. i am neither one. i amn just a entertainer. i am a really nice person to know and talk to. but my last entry might be to much. well after reading again i decided to keep it. that is my life and who i am. i am not ashamed of myself and i am not ashamed of what i do. but still for some reason it bothered me and it still bothers me. i do not know why. anyway i might delete it anyway but i will have to think some more. bye bye

i am a fantasy entertaner. that is what i do. i fulfill fantasys. i have 24 special friends in my address book. with the exception of three or four i have had the same people since i first started. i think i invented the job of fantasy entertainer. maybe not. i dunno. i started when i first started working at the mens health salon. that was my first real job. i was 17 although i told them i was 21. well i fibbed a little bit hahahahhahahahahh. oh well...i have 22 male and 2 female special friends. i have a time set for them to visit. we visit for about two hours maybe if they want to stay that long which they always do. sometimes getting them to go home is a big chore because they always want to stay longer. hahhahahahahhah oh well...even though it is a job i do not accept money since they are visiting as friends. if they give me money i give it back to them. i do not want it because we are friends and friends are nice to each other. because i do not work much except for bachelor parties my friends know that i usually need help in paying the rent or buying furniture or etc. so if they want to buy me a present at the end of the month i always accept present because we are friends. sometimes they help me make a house payment or buy me things. i do not think i have bought any furniture since i moved in because my house is full of furniture that my friends buy me. you may ask are these fantasys sexual in nature. my answer is...we are friends and friends make love if they want to. or do not if they do not want to. males are very aggressive in the love department. we almost always get naked together but that is ok because we are friends. i do not embarrass easily. it takes a lot to make my face red. i am the outgoing type. no one stays shy with me for very long. i have two female friends. they are both almost sixty and neither one are married. i am a relief valve for them. they both are lonely and not married. almost all my male special friends are married. i know many of their wives but not all of them. i never talk about their wives unless they bring up the subject. but i think all my males have told their wives. anyway that is not my business to know that. i very seldom have a orgazum with my male friends. sometimes i have a high and i masterbate after they go home if i have a need to. it is my real goal in life to make my friends happy. it is a need that i have inside me. i am happy when my friends are happy. anyway they always have a orgazaum. they are very happyt when then leave. they all like me. and i like them. anyway i do not do badly as a girl with no job. actually i do quite well. it is good to have friends you can rely on to help you out when you are in a bind or need groceries. such is the life of a fantasy entertainer. i am quite popular. hahahhahahahahahha bye bye

oh my gosh you guys have been so macho this past week. i had to go from one teaspoon of mineral oil a day to two teaspoons. what has gotten into you. you guys are killing me. hahahhahahahahahhahahahhah well you love it. hahahahhahahahh
annie of heartsie