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 breasts with your bacon
 

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well i had a morning bachelor party to enertain at. wow those are really rare. i guess the guys had been up all night playing poker and boozing it up. when i walked in they all had shaggy heads and dark rings under their eyes. i think they were all about to fall asleep. i did not know they had all ordered breakfast before i got there. three different maids were pushing these little carts with breakfast and those nitwits just opened the hotel door with me on the coffee table with my legs spread eagled. well at least i still had my underwear on. i wonder what those maids thought hahahhahahahhaha. oh well it takes a lot to get me embarased so i just kept on dancing. anyway i think this is the first time i ever danced naked while guys were eating bacon and eggs. these guys were pretty tired because they just ate and watched without much fanfare. this was really a tuff croud. so i got the toys out earlier than normal but even as i was pumping miss priss with the little pump thingee i saw someone yawning. that has never happened before. so i realized this was a losing propozision. so boo hoo boo hoo i just danced my two hours they paid for and left. i was so mad i walk to the car in my underwear carrying my shorts and halter hahahahahahahah i am sure that was funny but not to me hahahahhaha. of course the bouncer in the car knew this was bad news. the less i make the less i pay him. so any way that is the last breakfast bachelor party i dance at. maybe i should have just put my clothes on and ate breakfast with them. at least that way my belly would have been full when i left. hahahahahhahahahah wow what a bunch of dead heads hahahahahahahah
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