well i peed in nazeers bed last night. i peed in my sleep. nazeer is really miffed at me. i have no idea why i do that. i have peed in my sleep about a dozen times so far this year. i have gone to the doctor several times but they can nnot find anything wrong with me. i pass all the tests. the doctor says it is a mental thing that i am worried or stressed about something in my life. well i do worry but i do not have anything overly worrysum. when i stay over at nazeers we always sleep naked so he woke up in a puddle of pee. he has a waterbed so it indents more for him since he is so much heavier than me. so all my pee floated over to him. i feel really bad about that. nazeer is getting griippy in his old age. he got really mad at me a few months ago becuase when we kissed one night i had his seaman still on my tongue and he tasted his own seaman. that really got him mad and he did not talk to me for four months. i never understood that one. i did not understand why it was ok for me to have his spermies on my tongue but it was not ok for him to have a spearmie or two on his tongue. afterall it was his sperm. someone explain that one to me. anyway i do not know what to do other than i might have to start wearing diapers to bed. well i can guarantee neighter becca or nazeer will let me do that hahahahhahahahahhahahha. p.s. it stings if you get pee in a cut.

hello to all my friends. well it finally happened. today was the day. miss priss got really mad and got her dander up and she threw a big fit she was so upset. she was fit to be tied and i have never seen her so mad before. my boyfriend and i were making love and he left me so high in the air i was about to faint. i was almost at the mountain top but he stopped to soon. well i kept saying almost begging dont stop dont stop dont stop hahhahahahahhahhhhha but he stopped and oh my gosh i was about to die i was hanging so. well this is the third time in a three days he stopped before i had a orgazum and left me just before i was about to reach the top and i simply could not take it any more. i was not going to be left out to dry again. oh my gosh the twins little noses were hard as rocks and i know they were sticking out a inch at least and i had butterflys in my stomach and miss priss had not only removed her had but she had thrown it on the other side of the room and i am sure she was as big as a golf ball. well maybe not quite that big. hahahhahahahhhs oh my oh my oh my oh my i was so tense i am sure you could cook a egg on my forehead. anyway i almost never get pushy in the love making department and i am almost always passive but this time i was going to get a orgazum from my boyfried or i was going to kill him and i do not like jail. so he was about to get up so i grabbed him and pushed him back on the bed and i fluffed up the pillow and laid his head down and i got up and spread my legs and put one knee on each side of his ears and i told him no i threatened him that either he was going to kiss miss priss until i reached the top or i was going to masterbate on his face right then right there right now. and if he ever wanted to see me again he better grab my nipples and start pinching. well i guess the twit did not believe me because he just laid there like a frog on a log with the most surprized look on his face. i think i scared him with my directness. anyway since he was not going to do anything i grabbed the twins and pinched as hard as i could and then i did exactly what i told him i was going to do. well i guess he got back in the mood pretty quickly because thank god his tongue popped out and he did what most males like to do. oh my gosh i was so high i came two times really fast. unfortunately i was grunting so hard and pushing miss priss into his face so hard i laid a egg on his chin hahahhahahahahhahahahhas yes yes yes i did. well i could not help it. oh my i bet that is the last time he lets me do that hahahahahahhah well serves him right for leaving me hanging. i though he was going to be really mad at me but it was only a little egg and we both laughed and laughed. anyway it took me a hour for my teeth to stop chattering.

Happy Fathers Day to all dads.. Hooray for Dads Hooray for dads.

well something very funny happened this morning. this church lady has been knocking my mail box over with her car every few weeks because she is on a crusade to hassle me. anyway i was looking outside when this car knocked over my mail box again. we have had lots of rain and her car got stuck in my ditch which was muddy. i watched as she tried to get her car out of the mud but she only dug her car in deeper as she tried to get out. she had no choice but to get out. for a moment i thought she was going to ask me for help but she just walked off. her car is still in my ditch. that is so very funny and serves her right hahahahahhahahahahhahah. i ought to go let the air out of her tires hahahhahahahahhahahah. this has made my whole day.

my boyfriend has asked me four different times about the scars on my wrists. i do not know what to tell him. each time he asks i go to the kitchen and get him a apple. i am sure he thinks i am a nut