i do not think of myself as a lesbian because i like the male body too much. i love it when a male kisses me in just the right place or touches me at that special area or puts pressure on my most sensitive of sensatives...but today was different. hahahahahhaha so calm down you guys hahahahhahahahah. today was lesbian day because i only had two appointments and both were females who i have known quite a long time. i guess you would say they are regulars but i do not like that word. and of course becca came over for ohh la la and she is a full blown dyke. i love becca and she loves me but not as lesbians but as friends who grew up together from childhood. so today was all girl day at my house which is very unusual. in fact i am not sure i ever remember an all lesbian day. anyway i think i am very good as a lesbian lover. i like boobies and sheilas and enjoy a rousing game of slap the shit out of fanny every once in a while hahahahahhahahah that is funny. well i really do not slap that hard. but of course the secret of satisfying my friends is that i always place my guest ahead of myself. always. females like the kinky stuff. at least my friends do. or maybe they just take advantage of me. seldom is it straight up love making. females are the kinkiest of people believe me. i am almost embarrassed to do some of they things they want. whewww i am too embarrassed to even talk about it sometimes hahahahahhahahah except in my blog hahahahhahaha. but this time you will have to fantazize. maybe not that much. i had a breakfast appointment today. this lady is about 50ish maybe i never asked her age. anyway she is a really smart business woman who is in charge of a lot of people. she wears expensive clothes and always wears a business dress and jacket. anyway when we are naked together she is really skinny and has pancake boobies but that is ok because i happen to like tasting pancake boobies. anyway i think she climbed the mountain three times. i am not absolutely sure but wow she almost bit my ear off two times. oh my gosh ouchie ouchie. as you know women are the worst biters. i guess she had high hormones from the beginning because she almost jumped me and my gosh i could not get her tongeeue out of my ear. i am sure i have a gallon of slobber in my ear until she starting climbing and then her tonguuge turned to teeth. oh my gosh could she bite. and how in the heck to you stop someone in the middle of a orgazum and say..could you pretty please stop biting my ear off...hahahahhahahhha that is funny. ouchie ouchie well i fixed her a coffee and i drank a dr pepper in the kitchen so she could quit shaking and my gosh i had to wash all that excitement off my kitchen chair when she got up. wow talk about a wet spot. it was like the mississippi river hahahahhahahahah bet you did not think i could spell mississippi. anyway she left after about uhhhhhhhh a hour maybe. well becca came over about noon and needless to say she would not take no for a answer so we just made love on the living room carpet. we have not made love in two weeks so becca was full of energy. i did not even take her to my bed because i do not think we would have made it. wow do i have rug burns on my butt or what. hahahahhahahaahhahah oh my butt she scooted me from the living room thru the hallway until my head hit the wall in the den. my shoulders even have rug burns. well at least i did not have to use a breast pump this morning becca has this fetish for breast milk. normally breast miilk is a male thing but mabye it is because she is a dyke. i am not sure. mothers milk is very high in fat content and calories. and becca is getting a little puggy around her middle but oh my gosh i would never tell her that or i am sure she would kill me. becca does not take critzm very well. my last appointment was the easiest. no hugging, no licking, no fonding, no muss no fuss. i just tooke her clothes off, sat her in a chair and i kissed miss sheila til the chickens came to roost. pretty kewl except this one got hold of my hair and almost pulled two hand fulls out when miss sheila started screaming. wow lesbians are the worse hahhhahhahahah oh my ear hahahahha oh my butt hahahahha oh my hair. i need another vacation hahahhaahh ouchie ouchie

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sorry i have written in a while. i have been on a vacation of sorts. as you may know i canceled all my weekly appointments with my friends and also i sent becca home and i told nazeer there was no ohh la la for a while not even feely touchy no not even pat pat the patty wack. well i feel a lot better now so i am unplugging the rain clouds and tomorrow i have two appointments with my friends and i am sure becca will be over to play miss hatchet in the movie the nurse from hell eats bambis lunch. well one good thing is at least i can stop using that stupid breast pump. i hate that thing. like a stupid head i did not use it as i should because i hate it so much and i started leaking as i was walking down the middle of hulen mall. rather embarrassing i would say. nothing i could do so i just held my head up high and continued what i was doing. oh well.... i am ready for becca now that she has calmed down a bit and i can hellp nazeers delima in the hand hand which hand shall i use department. hahahahahhahahahaha that is so funny. just so happens both my appointments tomorrow are females. i only have two in my book and both are coming over tomorrow so with becca that means tomorrow could be called lesbian delight at the old corale hahahahahahahhaha well it just happened that way. i can see nazeer out in his yard. it is almost lunch time. maybe i will just go over and feed him. nick nak patty wack or something like that.

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this week has been a week from hell for me. as you know from my last entry the twins noses got really brusied from ohh la laing with becca earlier this week. well not only did they get bruised but they got deep purple bruised. i dont even remember pinching my nipples or becca pinching them as we climbed the mountain top but oh my gosh i guess a ghost did because they have been in pain all week. i guess it would not be so bad but i am lactating quite heavily and every time i used the breast pump i thought i was going to faint. no way could i let my friends nurse because some of them get totally carried away in the nursing department so the breast pump was the only way to go but oh my oh my it was pure misery for most of the week. the boys are just now starting to gain their coloring back and i must admit the breast pump is not so bad now. but i do not ever want to go through that again. and to boot my friends kept asking me why are your nipples so purple. well i did not know what to tell them so i just told them the truth. that a big duck flew in my window and bit the boys while i was napping. i dont think any of them believed that hahahahahahahhahahah well i have dangerous ducks around my house. hahahahhahahahah anyway i can probably go back to normal with my special visitors starting tomorrow. most of the purple is gone or fading although the boys little noses are still quite extended and delicate to the touch but they are pinking up quite nicely and i think i will survive. stupid ducks hahahahahhahah