becca came over early this morning. i was watching cartoons on tv in my jammies when she walked in. she did not say hi or anything. she did not say a word and i could tell something was wrong. becca is very aggressive and is only quiet when something is wrong so i asked her but she did not say anthing. she simply walked over to the couch stood me up and pulled my jammie bottoms down to me knees and took my hand and led me to the bed. all the while not saying anything. i was practically hopping like a bunny to the bed and trying not to fall down on my face because my jammie bottoms were by this time at my ankles and tripping me. i am sure i looked like a dufus hopping around. well she turned my back to the bed and pushed me backwards and i plopped like a pancake on my back. she went to the bed stand and got mr jiggles out spread me apart like a pretzel and rammed mr jiggles up miss prisses throat. wow i am sure i saw that thing poking out my belly button hahahahhahahahahah ouch becca take it easy. it is really strange that there was no neck kissing no cuddling no boob nibbling or any of those things we normally do. just eyes. we were staring at each others eyes the whole time. not talking. just eye locked. and as always i was the weaker of the two of us and i had to look away just as i cringed the first time. no way could i look at becca in the eyes as i folded inward. i almost bit my lip in half as i climbed that first mountain. my hips were arched up just as high as my poor back would raise them and i am sure in less than five minutes i had two really intense orgazums and i was litteraly climbing up the wall and i knew i was melting like a stick of butter on popcorn and i simply could not take it any more so i had to pull her back and say hey enough is enough. well it took me twenty minutes to catch my breath. my bed sheets were drenched so much i hope i did not pee all over them. i do not think i peed i think it was just sweat. i was soaked all over. my hair was matted to my forehead as if i had been walking in the rain. becca calmly waited her turn but oh my oh my i was totally exhausted. somehow i got the strengh to take mr jiggles from her hand and for the first time i noticed she was still fully clothed. i undressed her and tryed to do a little neck kissing and boob kissing but she was not interested in any of that. so i just gave her what she wanted and let mr jiggles do the talking for me. well something was really wrong because becca was not getting excited or anything close to it. so i put mr jiggles up and let my fingers do the walking through the yellow pages but nothing. well i know becca likes sheila kissed so i resorted to nibbling on her but after five or ten minutes becca was still stiff as a board and i knew she was not going to melt today. i never give up and was trying my best but becca just pulled me away and finally kissed me on the lips and turned over and cried. i rubbed her back but something more than a lack of a orgazum was bothering becca. i tried to find out but becca still said absolutely nothing. she finally got up and dressed and walked out to her car and said absolutely nothing the whole time she was here. so as of now i do not know what was up with her. i imagine she will call me later and tell me. i have made love with becca many times. but this is one of the few times it was pure sex with not even a attempt at love making. well i was putting my jammie shirt on when i noticed that both my babys were hurting. i always pinch my nipples during ohh la la but quite truthfully i do not remember even fondling them little lone pinching them. but the proof is in the pudding so to speak because both their little noses were sticking out to mars and were bluer than blue and quickly turning purple. oh well besides that i am feeling prety good. two intense earthquakes on a saturday morning is nothing to sneeze at hahahahhahahahahah. so i will say bye bye from me and the twins and miss priss of course. bye bye...

did you ever do something daring and you did not know why. did you ever do something daring just because you could do it and no other reason. did a time ever come about when you get this crazy thought and you acted upon it all at once with no thinking or you could not make sense of it but you just did it. well something happened yesterday. i was sitting on my den couch watching cartoons and feeling the suns rays come though my window and bouncing off my head and shoulders when i turned around and saw the mail man putting letters in my mail box. i watched as he drove off and the kinkiest thought came into my head. for some reason i wanted to take my clothes off and walk naked to the mailbox and back. i do not have the slightest idea where this thought came from. i was not thinking sexy thoughts or watching sexy tv and no one had come to my house that day and put a idea in my head. i do not know why but i just wanted to walk naked to the mailbox and back. at first i did not think i would do that but the more i thought about it the more i wanted to do it. i do not get much car traffic down my road becasue it is a dirt road and i only have the two elderly gentleman living next to me that i have talked about before so i thought i would probably be safe so i got up from my couch and walked to my front porch. i just stood there in the morning sunlight for about five minutes trying to get the nerve to take my clothes off. i am not very bashful as many of you know and i have sunned naked at nazeer pool and at the cow pond. i have ohh la la with nazeer on my back porch in daylight but even that is hidden from view so it is pretty safe. but this was different for some reason. i stood on my porch for a long time but i knew the whole while that i was going to do it if i could just calm down my breathing a little. so after five minutes and with not a single car coming down my road i slipped off my t shirt and shorts and undies and stood there on my front porch ready to dart into the house if i needed to. but no cars and i have to admit the wind on the twins make them stick their little noses out into the distance and i was breathing like i had must run three miles and my chest was heaving back and forth. so i just pinched their noses as hard as i could to try to calm them down and force the blood back into my body and walked toward my mail box with the sun beating down on my pixie haircut. yes i still have the pixie but i guess i will let my hair grow out now that winter is coming. anyway miss priss was starting to open her eyes and of course her eyes starting watering because she does not normally see this much sunlight and i made it to my mailbox ah la naturelle. well i looked both ways and i did not see a car and i was almost disappointed so like a nitwit i just stood there with my box open. yes there was a letter lodged there so i just stood some more either hoping or dreading a car would come and i do not know which. after about two minutes maybe i just walked down my road not having the slightest idea where i was going. i guess i really am crazy. i walked for about a fourth mile and i could not even see my house around the bend in the road when i could see a car way down the road and my heart jumped into my throat. all i could think is oh my oh oh my oh my oh my gosh i am naked i am naked i am naked. and i ran back to my mailbox as fast as i could but i did not go into my house. well i was so excited that the twins were now pointing towards the moon and miss priss needed a bib like the kind they give people at the spagetti place. wow she was so talkative that i just knew was going to start singing the star spangled banner. oh my gosh i thought i was touching a wet puppy dog nose. there was no way i could stop this feeling i had inside me so i just waited by the mail box. i could not see the car as it was getting closer but i could hear it around the bent. i did not know what to do i did not know what to do oh my gosh i did not know what to do so i squatted down and began to pick the flowers by my mail box with my back turned to the road and sure enought in about 10 seconds or so a car drove behind me as miss priss was gulping air and tingle bells were running up and down my spine. i stood up as the car passed but never looked at it. i have no idea who was in it or if it was a man or woman or teenager or what. the car did not honk or slow down and i can only think what they must be thinking hahahahahhahahah oh my oh my oh my. i was breathing so heavy that i thought i was going to faint and i walked back into my house with my hands pushing in on my belly button as hard as i could. i almost pushed a hole in my belly and i am sure i have finger pints on my liver. i could not help it. i had to hold it in. so i left my clothes on the porch and went straight to my bedroom dresser and bypassed every member of the jiggles family including aunts and uncles and long lost cousins and grabbed straight for the monster. oh my i was so geared up that miss priss could not wait even ten seconds when all three of us were reciting the constitution. in unison we read every line, verse chapter and sub chapter and i just knew i was going to die or shrivel up into a little prune. three times we ran up a big hill and three times i was carried down by that monster and i just knew he was going to eat me alive. oh my i did not know if i was going to live or not but somehow i survived. it took me 35 minutes to catch my breath and when i did i fell asleep like a little baby and slept for two solid hours. i could barely walk when i got up. the twins had calmed down but miss priss still was hoarse from reading the constitution. normall miss priss wears a hat in the house but in celebration of the ocassion she took off her hat and refused to wear it for the rest of the day. well that was my friday in my dull little world