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i should have stayed in bed. but like a stupid head i entertained at two parties saturday. the good news is i came home with 4238.16. i wonder where the heck the sixteen cents came from. hahahahahahhahaha the bad news is poor miss priss had to carried off on a stretcher and i am not sure how i walked in my house when it was all over. i did not really want to work them so i set my price at 750 the first hour and 450 the second hour and 150 each hour after plus all the tips i could carry and i made sure they understood that was for dancing only. i didnot think anyone in their right mind would pay that but wow wee i was wrong. i had two takers on the same day. my first one was a fraternaty party with a bunch of college students. oh my gosh they were worse than the lesbian party i danced at a couple months ago. it was really wild and i never saw anyone drink so much in all my life. and talk about conversations. when the party was over and the talking began it was both wild and dangerous and iwas almost scared. it seems every member wanted to have a conversation with miss priss and some were very very long conversation and oh my gosh miss priss was in on every one of them. it was to the point that i had my bouncer come in from the car and stand on the other side of the room during th conversations. anyway miss priss talked long and hard. i almost felt sorry for her. i was quite surprized that no one wanted to play hand ball or play last one to the tonsils is a bunny rabbit. i was so out of breath i had to put a leash on miss priss and all the political talk had to stop or i would faint. here is a hint. never talk politics with a college boy. they can argue politics for ever. and talk about mothers milk. i do not think they ever tasted it before. they went nuts. i almost started mooing ah hour into my dancing hahahahahhahahahaha. mooooooooooooooo hahahahhahahahah well i was so tired before my next adventure that i just had my bouncer take me to the hotel where i was going to entertain at next and got us a room. i had two hours maybe before i had to dance again so i put cold water in the tub and miss priss and i just sat there and chilled for the whole two hours while the bouncer massaged my back and miss priss's bald head. actually that felt really good and it was relaxing to be pampered instead of doing the pampering. well it was time so i put my gold thong on which is my favorite and i went to work. and four hours and 2500 dollars hundred later i drug myself home and fell into my bed. all in all it was about eight hours work. actually it is fun and i had lots of fun and i am sure the earth quacked for almost every person there. well when i got home and even though i was tired there was so much adrenlane pent up in miss priss that i still had to call out mr jiggles to do some home repair before i could calm down and go to bed. one thing about mr jiggles. miss priss can never win the arguement with him. mr jiggles just talks and talks and talks until miss priss and i fold inwardly and surrender like jello. i highly recommend political conversations with a member of the jiggles family. it does not matter if you are a republican or democrat. in the end you always agree with the viewpoint of mr jiggles. always...

i do not feel well. something inside me is not right. i am achy all over and i have a temperature. oh my gosh i do not feel good. i am going to see if nazeer will take me to the doctor. bye

well oh my gosh i had a disaster. i was opening the door yesterday and my hand slipped and i broke a nail again. that is two times in three months. i am really getting clumsey. i hate breaking a nail. i just had them done and they were beautiuful deep dark red with gold splashes on them. wow they took my breath away but now i have to walk around with one hand in my pocket or look like a monkey. eek eek. i have not broken a nail in two years until last month or so. now i have broken them twice. oh well

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most of you know that i have epilepsy. i have seizures almost every day. they are short maybe four or five seconds long. i average probably three a day so that is a total of 15 seconds a day or so. i guess that is not to bad. i dont throw fits or anything. i just stare into space and act like a robot or zombie for a few seconds. that is a perfect time to pick my pocket if you are a robber hahahahhahahahahha. all my friends are use to them so they do not get all grossed out. i almost never go to the doctor i just live them out. i take three medications for epilepsy. i al ter nate between them. when one does not work i take a different one. i normally take dilantin or feltabol or keppra sometimes. there is another one i do not know how to say it. i have had one gran mal seizure in my life. it is also called a frontal lobe seizure because i am crazy in my frontal lobe. i had my one gran mal when i was fifteen. well it was a very bad one. i almost broke my neck by throwing it back so hard and so fast. my tongue also stood out and i bit the end of it off. you can not swallow your tongue with a seizure but you can bite the end off which i did. so i do not have much of a tongue and it is difficult for me to talk. i can eat ok and i can kiss ok hahahahahahhahahahahha well kissing is important to me. anyway i was in the hospital for a long time and i wore a neck brace for almost five months til my neck and back re a lined. my tongue got infected where i bit it and the hospital had to removed some of it. boo hoo anyway most of my friends can understand me when i talk but not everybody. epilepsy is when the electricy in your brain does not work right. it shorts out and goes in all different dirrections and sometimes i do crazy things. oh well i am crazy anyway so many people can not tell. anyway speaking of testikcals...nazeer is mad at me and has been mad for a couple of days. nazeer is like a little seventy five year old baby hahahahahahahha yes he is it is the truth. i have always been able to cheer nazeer up when he is mad because i just tickle him or boost his ego and he acts right but he is really miffed at me so i have not been able to get him out of his mood. i ohh la la with nazeer every day almost. ohh la la is not so important to me but it is really important to him. nazeer likes to dominanteteate because he is the male and that is ok with me because i like males who take control. he likes me to keep all the liquids inside me when we are done and it is really important to him that i squish squish for a while. it is that male ego thing and it is really strong in people from pakistan where he was born. plus people from pakistan have really big liquid producers (and no i did not say balls because that is gross) hahahahahhahah well anyway they produce lots and lots of that vitamin D stuff and nazeer does to. well i forgot and took a shower. well i did not mind carrying his squigglies for a while i simply forgot that is all. well he came in the shower and started yelling that packinstanese and i could not even understand him. so he left in a huff and has been mad ever since. i went over today and tickled his neck for about twenty minutes but he did not give in. well i will probably have to do lovey dovey tomorrow and tell him i am sorry like a weak little kitty kat but that is ok i donot mind doing that. i will just squish squish around the house tomorrow so he can hang his trophy on me and everything will be ok. nazeer is the old kind of thinking that likes his females barefoot and naked all day. oh well. give him what he wants. see ya later bye bye

well enough of that criptic stuff. lets get back to just plain talking. ok? ok hahhahahahahahahhahaha