Ann of Hearts by Ann of Hearts

something really great happened at my house yesterday. i think a miracle happened. those of you who read my aol journal know that i have a friend who is a body builder. he is really huge and i think he is almost 300 pounds or close to it. he is like 18 feet tall and he has muscles on top of muscles and is hard as a rock. i am just a little pipsqueak next to him. i use to see him quite often until he started competing on the body building circuit and now he is always gone. we ended up in my mirror room a lot because i like touching him and fondling him because i think he is very beautiful. i like muscles very much on men. besides he is very handsome and i melt in his arms. as you know bodybuilders shave all their hair off so they look good on camera and in magazine so not only is he hard as a rock but he is totally smooth to touch. oh my gosh hahahahahaha unfortuately he has one big problem that i think most males fear the most. he has taken so many steroids that his friend mr willy is always asleep and never wakes up. i do not know the rules but i think he is not suppose to take steriods but he takes them by the truckload. anyway it is so sad that mr willy is always tired and i can see the sadness in my friends eyes. i have tried everything in the past but i could never get his friend to join us. so it was mainly a one sided affair with lots of kissing and touching and fondling but no reaching the moon. for him anyway. i usually got to touch the moon. i felt so badly for him. but anyway he came to visit his parents in dallas for the 4th of july holiday and he came to my house to visit. i was very happy to see him and i made him lunch and later we watched tv while i sat in his lap in the rocking chair and we were tickling each other and we talked and laughed and i was having a really good time. well i wanted to take him to bed so badly because he made me have really high hormones at that moment but i knew it would probably make him sad and i knew that mr willy would not wake up but i did not care i just wanted to fondle him all over and feel his muscles against my skin. i guess i am really selfish but i do not mean to be that way. women are just weak in that department when it comes to muscles. well he started kissing my neck in that rocking chair and i absolutely melted and had to cross my legs or i would have peed in my pants again things were so intense. i got to watch this peeing in the pants thing this is starting to become a habit hahahahaha well i can not help it i can not take neck kissing. i go wild. hahahahaha well i am thinking now why he is so lovey dovey because he knows his friend is not going to co op erate. but i do not really care because i am getting my jollies with him putting hickeys all over my neck. i was a cream puff. well i could not take it any more so i had him sit up and i pulled his shirt off and oh my gosh he had more muscles than ever. his chest and arms were much more muscular that last time. i could almost count each muscle. and his boobs were as large as my boobs but his were like heavy stones. and hot my gosh his skin was hot. well you know my shirt had to come off because i could not pass up this op por tuneiety and it was chest to chest and i was in heaven. and i was a total mess and i was a puddle and i could not even think or say anything. i think my blood pressure doubled. and when he started a conversation with miss pris that was the last straw and it started raining fearsly and i could not make the rain clouds go away and i could not even slow down little less stop. and it was so very embarrassing hahahahahahaha. and i peed on his hands and down my legs and it was good i was wearing a summer skirt and not jeans or i am sure i would have ruined them. needless to say my carpet and chair and his lap were drenched with rain water. well i could not help it. i am just a silly person. what do you expect. miss pris is very un pre dict able and has a mind of her own. anyway i had all i could take and my heart was 200 beats a minute so i jumped off his lap pulled him up and undressed him and me as fast as i could and i do not care what other people think of me and i took his hand and pulled him into the mirror room with pee still streaming down to my feet knowing the whole time that mr willy never works out in the gym but i know how to get around that little obstacle. well i threw this 300 pound man on the bed (if you can believe that hahahahhahahahah) and strattled him and my gosh he is so big and wide my knees would not even touch the mattress. and oh my oh my i thought i left the curling iron on the mirror room bed because something was burning my rear like a iron or curling iron and ouchie ouchie i reached behind me to throw it on the floor but it was not a curling iron it was mr willy standing like a statuu and on my gosh he was so tall. he was very very tall and i was absolutely surprized to say the least. and talk about a bow in his back mr willy was arching his back so much it looked like he was bending over backwards to do a back flip like a cheerleader and oh my i will dream about bananas for the next month hahahahahahaha. and happyest of all was the bodybuilder who i thought was going to start crying. well this man is so strong that he took one hand and lifted me totally off of him and with one motion i was not on my back and he was on top and a very wild conversation was held with miss priss and i noticed that she normally argues because she has a mind of her own but this time there were no complaints and boom boom boom i climbed to the top of the mountain three times in about three minutes and believe me they were very big mountans as high as the alps i think. well i was getting a neck ache because my head kept banging into the headboard ouchie ouchie ouchie. i was sweating up a storm and could barely breathe because he was so intense that his hands were squeezing all the blood out of my boobs and they were white as could be so i had to slap his hands or i think they may have fallen off hahahahahahaha. well i could tell that mr willy was starting to get tired and was loosing interest a little and i was worried because the volcano and not erupted yet for my friend and i could tell he was trying to hard and i think that might be a problem. so i had to do something fast or i think all would be for not for my friend. so i kissed my bodybuilder a long kiss on the lips and told him to let me to the work because he was obviously trying to hard to make things happen and it was not going to work. so i changed places which was good for me because miss pris was already stretched all out of porportion and i know would taking aspirins for the next few days. this time i was facing south and i could see mr willy was about to go beddy bye and i knew i had to turn things around. i told my friend to just relax and let me do all the work so i cupped the twins with my hands which were big as baseballs by the way and started lecturing me willy. i was stern but loving and gave him a good tongue lashing and told him to straighten up and act right or i would be very mad. i am good at giving that type of lecture and usually i get a good reaction from my students. and it worked. in a couple of minutes i could actually feel with my hands the baseball twins hit a home run. and the rest is history. i was so very happy for my bodybuilder because this is the first time in many years he has flown on a cloud. it must have been an allsome feeling for him because i have never seen so much liquid flow down the river. i did not know there was that much liquid in a person. i thought i was going to choke. i will say this. i hope i dont die of an overdose of steriods because i am sure i could taste it and it very different tasting than any other i have known. i was very hesitant to drink from the well but i did not want to hurt his feelings after such a great event for him so i just took some deep breaths and did my duty. i know this is important to males for some reason. anyway he went home to his parents a very happy person not only for now but now he has hope for the future. i am very happy for him. i know i crossed the line on this entry but i hope it can stay in my blog. after all i only crossed it a little bit and this is who i am. i am glad there are many different people who write blogs. actually i find it kind of interesting.