i am very happy today. i do not know why. i just am.

hello last night was very windy and cool at my house in the country. the wind was blowing in my window as i lay in my bed. nazeer took a viagra had been here earlier for a couple of hours to show how young he was but he had gone home for the night and i was all alone on my bed with the covers pushed all the way down. i just lay on my pillow with my hair blowing and the breeze cooling my skin because i always keep my bedroom window open year round and the wind was so wonderful. i guess i was all sweaty from the earlier couple of hours and the coolness was just heavenly. as i was laying by my window i heard a hootowl that was in my barn. in the distance i could hear two whiporwills talking to each other and even sammy who normally stays on the far side of the pasture was pressing against my fence in the back yard. even in the darkness i could see the wind blowing sammy's coat which is unusual because he has a short coat. anyway i decided at midnight that i was going to sleep outside all night. so i squished squished to the bathroom and took a one minute shower to freshen up and i took my lounger from the back porch and put it near the fence in my back yard about ten fee from sammy the goat from hell. hahahahhahahahahaha i put my blankets out and a clock and a drink of water and i spent the night on my lounger with the hair blowing my pixie hair. (i got it cut all off about a month or so ago). anyway i spent the most wonderful night outside in the cool breeze and listened to hoot owls and whipporwills.

hello i had a really strange request today. i met this guy at a bachelor party about two months ago and he asked to be added to my address book. i told him my book was closed but he seemed very nice and i always have a soft heart for nice people. so i invited him over and he finally called me and came over this morning. i told him to come alone but he brought his wife and i almost turned them away at my door but like a poop head i let them in and we had diet dr pepper together and watched mtv while we got to know each other. i showed them my guest room which they both had never seen one quite like it with all black velvet and mirrors on the ceiling. i told them i was in the process of changing the room because i like to change it three or four times a year but they both raved over is so maybe i will not change it now i am not sure. anyway he said he wanted to wash my feet while his wife watch which that in itself is pretty weird. well i got in the shower not knowing what to expect. well i went ahead and took a shower since i was there anyway and actually i thought that was part of what they were expecting maybe with mr jiggles brother or something but instead of ohh la la or a mr jiggles conversation he finished by washing my feet for about 20 minutes then he dried them and carried me to the guest room so i guess he did not want me to walk on them on the carpet after the washing. well i was all dry except for my hair that i put a towel on and he just sat me there. his wife opened her purse and grabbed something and i thought to myself oh my god they are going to shoot me. but as i was reaching over for my baseball bat she only pulled out a jar of strawberry jam which she unscrewed and started putting jelly on my toes. now it started to make sense to me why the big deal with washing my feet and she spread it on all my toes. this guy started licking the jelly off my toes. actually it tickled quite a bit. and for the next thirty minutes she kept putting jelly on my toes and he kept licking it off. well i kept thinking at some point we are all going to ohh la la but that never happened. instead after about a thousand calories his wife washed my sticky toes off and they both got dressed and they went home. that was the weirdest thing i have done in a long time. normally i have complete control of my visitors but i admit i was totally helpless in this visit. i did not know if i should laugh or what. as i sit here my toes still smell like strawberries. for some reason i feel very satisfied even though i did touch the moon or the stars. well you figure it out. bye bye

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i told you last week that mr jiggles died while we were having a conversation well i have gone crazy all week so i had nazeer take me to the health store (yeah right hahahahahahahaha) and i found mr jiggles brother on the top counter. i could not reach the top counter because i am a shortie so i had a gentleman who was in that store get it for me. he kept following me aound the store so i asked him to stop following me. well i had forgotten him but he was one of the dancers husbands at where i worked and he remembered me. i finally remembered him because he had cut his hair and was wearing nice clothes and did not look like the hippie he use to. after i bought me jiggles brother and two sets of batteries i talked to him in his car for about a hour. he was very nice. he divorced his wife and now is all alone and a banker teller now so he has a respectable job and i felt sorry for him and besides he was very nice to me so i had nazeer go on homd and i road around with him for a while. nazeer was kind of miffed. well i am not married to nazeer so i can see anyone i want to. well i had him take me home and i showed him my guest room with the mirrors on the ceiling which he had never seen before except in the vip room where there were mirrors on all the walls. well tsk tsk he should not of been in the vip room. hahahhahahhahah but i did not tell him that. well anyway to make long story short i made him lunch and he stayed for a couple of hours and i had him put the batteries in mr jiggles brother and we both nad a nice conversation with mr jiggles brother in the guest room. i do not think he ever had a converstion with someone like mr jiggles brother because he really climbed the mountain like i am not sure i have seen before. it was quite interesting. well i knew what i was doing and i was teasing him on purpose hahahhahahahahha well he was such a male. anyway he left with a smile that i do not think he expected when he handed me mr jiggles brother in that health store. i think i am going to have to rename mr jiggles brother because that is hard to say over and over. someone tell me what to name mr jiggles brother. bye bye

i am very happy. my millionaire came over yesterday and i spent the day with him. it was all a surprize because i had no idea he was coming over. i have not seen him in many months because he is very busy doing his millionaire things whatever they do. but yesterday he just showed up at my door. he drove his car which i rarely see him do because he has people he hires to do that for him. anyway his wife was out of town somewhere and he had the day free. we spent a while in the guest room. he had not seen it since i decorated it with all black velvet nor had he seen the mirrors on the ceiling so it was all new to him. it was just in time because i am about to change colors again. he kept staring at the mirrors i thought it was very funny hahahahahahahaha. later we had lunch at his club. i had been there before three or four years ago. he introduced me to his buddies but i already knew some of them from before. we spent a while in the steam room ...whew it was so hot i could barely breathe....i was the only girl there with about five guys. to be quite truthful i think he was just showing me off to his friends but i do not care. let them look it is ok with me. we then went to a german restaurant where i ate like a oink oink and then home and to the guestroom. it was a great day. i had lots of fun. and no i do not care he is married because i like him very much and he likes me. bye bye