becca spent the night at my house last night. that is pretty common because she sleeps over one or two nights every week. it was pretty late and i thought she had gone to bed so i took a late night shower before bed and when i walked in our room becca was on our bed naked as a baby with her legs straddled wide and all 25 of my vibrators out in a row. i guess nothing should surprize me when it comes to becca. she is always the agressive type and if she wants to have sex then we have sex end of story. i guess i really do not mind because becca always gives me two or three orgazums and i was in a orgazum mood. besides i was already naked from my shower so i just hopped into bed with her and did the flip the coin thingee with the vibrators. oh my gosh becca jumped me and was in a big hurry. i think i had a orgazum in about one minute which is very fast for me. i had to stop becca just before my second orgazum because i could not take any more. i was so high and had already lost my breath that i think i would have had a heart attack during my second orgazum so i just had to stop her. becca on the other hand had a very difficult time getting her orgazum. i tried three different toys on her and i kissed her neck which she loves but she could not climb the mountain. poor becca had this huge erection wow it was sticking out of the forest a inch so i threw the toys to the foot of the bed and i wet my lips with her sheila. oh well. all is well that ends well so to speak hahahhahahahhahahhaha. i do not know how becca slept but i slept like a baby. i went to sleep very very happy.

oh my gosh i am so stupid. i am a zoo zebra. yes it is true. one of my friends bought me a tanning bed a while back and i have not used it until today. it was so comfortable i fell asleep only for a few minutes but when i got up i had stripes all up and down where the lights has sunburned me. so i am white as a sheet but with red stripes hahhahahhahahhah oh my oh my oh my. i laid back down to try to at least even them out but when i got up i found out my skin is too white and instead of evening it out i actually had more stripes. no way am i going out in the next week or so. i look just like a zebra. hahhahahahhahahhhah

kenny rodgers came over today. no not the famous one hahhahahhahahah the fake one came over. i met him in my back pasture three weeks ago i think. he was hunting and i bumped in to him while i was jogging. anyway we talked for a bit and we have gone out to eat a couple of times. the reason i call him kenny is that he has salt and pepper hair and beard just like kenny rodgers. he is really kewl looking. anyway he came over and i showed him my house for the first time. he had never seen a red heart shaped bath tub before and he seemed to be fas in a ted with it so i took the hint i think and i asked him if he wanted to take a bath in it. i did not really give him a chance to say yes or no before i turned on the water and got the bubble bath out. i always take bubble baths hahhahahahhahahha. anyway i wanted to see him naked. so i peeled and i peeled him and we took a bath in my tub. he was really neverous and shy at first because i think he had not taken a bath with a female in a long time but that lasted about one minutes. peoople never stay shy with me longer than a minute of so. anyway that was my day today. anyway i am squeeky clean now. on the outside. i think i might be a little slippery still on the inside. hahhahahahhahahahha i am teasing you hahhahahha. bye bye
p.s. kenny is a very good kisser bye bye

well it is official. i am a cow napper. yes it is true. i cow napped a bessie. well cows are always knocking the fenses down where i live so it is not unuseawal to see cows on my road but last week i woke up with a cow eating my hedges. i could hear her crunching through my window. well i can not have a cow eating my bushes so i got up with sleepy eyes and i pulled down the gate which is in the back of my barn and got a long stick and sushed miss hamburger back into her pasture. actually i forgot all about it when this morning mr farmer man from the other side of the road knocked on my door and asked if i had seen a stray cow. uh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i realized i had put that cow in the wrong pasture. oh my gosh what was i going to say. they hang people in these parts for cow napping hahhahahhahahahha. i was thinking i was to beautiful to hang but i had to be honest so i told him i found the cowlast week and put him in the wrong pasture. actually he was not mad in fact he was relived so i told him i would go help him find that bessie since i put her in the wrong pasture. so he went one way and i went the other and in about a hour i found her by the cow pond where i alsways sun bath in the summer. so i got another stick and sushed her back into her own pasture but then i had to go find the farmer man and tell him and that took e another 45 minutes just to do that. so we sat on my porch for almost two hours talking and visiting. anyway he promised not to send me to jail for cow napping. so i guess i safe for now. bye bye

i thought about my last blog entry almost all night. i was wondering if i should remove it or not. i might have criossed the line on that one. after re reading it for about 100 times i wondered if it made me look like a slut or prostutute. i am neither one. i amn just a entertainer. i am a really nice person to know and talk to. but my last entry might be to much. well after reading again i decided to keep it. that is my life and who i am. i am not ashamed of myself and i am not ashamed of what i do. but still for some reason it bothered me and it still bothers me. i do not know why. anyway i might delete it anyway but i will have to think some more. bye bye